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Holy Pepperoni


We have piled so much spicy, chopped, thick-cut pepperoni on our Holy Pepperoni pizza that it may take a few Hail Mary’s to get you through. Our stone-baked, artisan crust struggles to hold the abundance of our tongue-popping, secret-recipe tomato sauce, which we craft from the finest tomatoes available. 

The only thing protecting our sauce from the pepperoni invasion are the heaping piles of shredded whole milk mozzarella we’ve purchased from the finest cheese purveyors in the state of Wisconsin.

If you think you can handle the assault on your taste buds that this baby has in store for you, open your hymnal and start praying.

Nutritional Information:

  • 1/5
    Pizza = 1 Servin'
  • 330
    Calories per Servin'
  • 19
    Grams Fat
  • 24
    Grams Carbs
  • 11
    Grams Protein
  • 45
    Milligrams Cholesterol
  • 950
    Milligrams Sodium


  • Milk
  • Soy
  • Wheat

Cookin' Instructions:

    1. Preheat oven
      to 425°F
    2. Place frozen pizza
      on center rack
    3. Bake for
      17-19 minutes
    4. Eat & assault
      your taste buds